It’s annoying as hell when girls that are not my girlfriend call me honey or sweetie, I’m not your honey and I’m not your sweetie so don’t call me it. Call me by my name or call me sir. When you call me honey or sweetie it sounds like you are talking down to me, so knock it off.
I hate it when I’m watching a show and the News feels the need to interrupt it to tell me about a storm or something else they think it’s important, just say it in a ticker at the bottom, there is no need to interrupt the whole show, and when they do interrupt the keep repeating the same sentence over and over like we’re idiots who can’t understand it. There was some guy in another country who kept driving his truck into the news studio front window because they kept interrupting his soccer game, he’s my hero 
When something is “new and improved”, which one is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it so it can be improved . If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it can’t be new.
People who waste thousands of dollars on diamonds are idiots, they’re just little tiny shiny rocks that aren’t even rare. People tell you them that worth lots of money and they’re stupid enough to believe it, if everyone told them pebbles were worth thousands of dollars they’d be dumb enough to pay thousands of dollars on them to.
When my girlfriend hits the snooze alarm every ten minutes for 2 hours while other I’m still in the room
It annoys me when people say “Life is short.” What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that’s longer?
The first thing is people that forward stupid chain letter emails and text messages, no matter how many timess I tell them to stop they just keep sending me that crap.
