Sprint Customer Service Pisses Me off

I call Sprint for tech support and they transfer me around, then they put me on with some kid that says he can’t help me fix my problem for 24 hours because my phone is blocked out of the internet access. I get off the phone with him and I figure out the problem within the next 3 minutes. Next day I get other errors so I call them again, the guy says his system is rebooting and takes my number and says he’ll call be back. Two days later, still no call back.

Jerry

Jerry annoys me. I’m talking about Jerry from Tom & Jerry. Why can’t Tom just eat that mouse and get it over with. Sometime’s he does eat him and Jerry just goes right through Tom’s body and out his tail. Come on animators, just let Tom get him.

Lying Cops

I got a ticket today and the cop didn’t have a rader gun he just used a pace clocked and guessed my speed. I was looking at the speedometer, I was doing 59mph in a 45. He lies and eggagerates saying a was doing 65mph, you know they like to make the tickets 20mph over the limit. Stupid lying cops.

Movie companies marketing NR DVDs

Seems like whenever a movie goes to DVD the movies companies market the DVD as “Not Rated”, like the DVD is more hardcore, but whenever I watch the NR version it sucks. They just throw in longer boring scenes that weren’t good enough to make it thought the original cut. Stop your stupid marketing ploys movie companies.

Corporations trying to pass off things as healthy

Corporations that try to pass off harmful foods as being healthy piss me off. Example: Vitamin Water. If you check out the ingredients on Vitamin Water you’ll see Crystalline Fructose.

 Crystalline fructose is produced by allowing the fructose to crystallize from a fructose-enriched corn syrup. The term “crystalline fructose” is listed in the ingredient statements of foods and beverages using this corn sweetener. It is important to understand that the “crystalline fructose” listed as an ingredient comes from cornstarch, not fruit. It has also been speculated that crystalline fructose can have an overall negative effect on your liver if digested over the period of years.

They say Crystalline fructose is even worse than High Fructose Corn Syrup, which is very bad for you. Vitamin Water is the exact opposite of a Health food drink.

The kid on the top of this page annoys me

I don’t know why I put him there. Maybe it was just because when I look at it I would get annoyed and think of stuff to write about.

People Who Still Buy Bottled Water

It’s in the news all the time about how bottled water isn’t better than tap water. The latest news is how Aquafina is just tap water, no shit, did you really think it came from a spring or mountain. Then there’s other stupid people that just say it taste better, well stupid people did you know when they did blind taste tests that most people said tap water taste better, it’s all in your stupid head.

Here are some facts I found when I had a guy come to my home to try to sell a large filtler for my entire house. 

• The Bottled Water in my house- dirtiest (probably because they store it in the sun and bacteria forms)
• The Tap Water in my house - Pretty Descent, very low chlorine
• Water From My Britta Filter - Just as clean as his large  filter
• His Filter - Very Clean

Here some facts from the Penn and Teller Bullshit Show

33% of all bottled water doesn’t meet regulations, and unlike tap water who have thousands of people monitoring quality. Bottled water has exactly 1 person monitoring all the quality of the bottled water in the entire country.

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Stupidest expression ever

Why do people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.” It makes no sense, why would I want to have some cake and not eat it. It really makes no sense at all. I guess some people like to just look at their cake, or maybe cuddle with it or caress it, but I like to eat my cake.

These damn postcards they put in magazines

I can’t stand it when I’m trying to read a magazine and a bunch of postcards fall out, then I have to bend over and pick them up. I already subscribe to the magazine, so they should quit putting subscribtion cards in mine.

People that are not my girlfriend that call me honey or sweetie

It’s annoying as hell when girls that are not my girlfriend call me honey or sweetie, I’m not your honey and I’m not your sweetie so don’t call me it. Call me by my name or call me sir. When you call me honey or sweetie it sounds like you are talking down to me, so knock it off.